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9 헐후어小葱拌豆腐—一清（青）二白
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比喻是非分明，清清楚楚。小葱是绿色的，豆腐是白色的，拌在一起颜色分明。
Shredded green onion mixed with tofu — crystal clear (green + white). A pun on "clear" (清 qīng) and "green" (青 qīng), meaning completely clear or innocent.
外甥打灯笼—照旧（舅）
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比喻一切照旧，和以前一样。外甥的"舅"和"旧"同音。
A nephew carrying a lantern — shining on the old (舅 jiù / 旧 jiù). Pun: 舅 (uncle) sounds like 旧 (old). Means business as usual, same as before.
孔夫子搬家—净是输（书）
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比喻全都是输，总是失败。"书"和"输"同音。
Confucius moving house — nothing but books (输 shū / 书 shū). Pun: 书 (books) sounds like 输 (to lose). Means all losses, nothing but defeat.
肚子里撑船—内行（航）
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歇后语利用了'行'和'航'的谐音。表面说肚子里能行船（内航），实际是说这个人很内行、很懂行。
Sailing a boat in one's stomach — a pun on '内行 (nèiháng, insider/expert)' and '内航 (nèiháng, inland navigation)'. Describes someone who is truly knowledgeable.
和尚打伞—无法（发）无天
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和尚没有头发（无发），打伞遮住了天（无天）。谐音双关，实际意思是'无法无天'，形容人胆大妄为、什么都不怕。
A monk holding an umbrella — a pun: '无法无天 (wú fǎ wú tiān)' means lawless and reckless, but literally '无发无天 (no hair, no sky)' describes a bald monk under an umbrella blocking the sky.
空棺材出殡—目中无人（木）
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空棺材里没有死人（木中无人），谐音'目中无人'。比喻非常傲慢，看不起别人。
An empty coffin at a funeral — a pun: '目中无人 (mù zhōng wú rén, arrogant)' sounds like '木中无人 (no person in the wood/coffin)'.
卖布不带尺—存心不量（良）
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故意不量尺寸，谐音'不良'，意思是存心不良，有坏心眼。
Selling cloth without a ruler — intentionally having bad intentions. A pun on 'liáng' (measure) sounding like 'liáng' (good/conscience).
门神贴灶神—画中有画（话）
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谐音'话中有话'，意思是说话或做事还有更深一层的含义。
Pasting the Kitchen God where the Door God should go — there's a picture within a picture (pun: there's something behind the words).
上鞋不用锥子—针（真）好
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谐音'真（针）好'，意思是确实很好，真心不错。
Sewing soles without an awl — truly good (pun: 'zhēn' = awl sounds like 'zhēn' = really/true).